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I must suck

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because I got into :iconmynameismad:

Let it be known that I did not bribe anyone to get in.
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Tournament

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Best tournament ever. If you lose it means you don't suck. Gotta feel sorry for the winner though.
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Tagged

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1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

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1. Berd
2. Kat
3. Oleander
4. D'lomra
5. Karo

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A. Are you a boy or a girl?
Berd: I'm a dude, man.
Kat: How mean! I'm a girl!
Oleander: *pouts* I. Am. A. Chick. See the boobs?
D'lomra: I kinda understand asking, 'cause I'm under all the armor, but I'm definitely female.
Karo: Male.

B. How old are you?
Berd: Older than Kat.
Kat: Younger than Berd.
Oleander: Younger than Kat.
D'lomra: I'm from the future but I've been alive for the same amount of time as Oleander... cumulatively... I guess?
Karo: Older than you.

C. Where are you from?
Berd: Meladria... there was an incident though, I can't go back. Planet is kinda dead. I move a lot.
Kat: Yay for earthlings!
Oleander: Yay for urthlings!
D'lomra: Y'know, I really don't remember.
Karo: Why would I tell you? If I told you something like that you could go back in time and control my destiny.

D. YOU WANT A HUG?? XD
Berd: Are you hot? 'Cause I am.
Kat: I absolutely spiffy do!
Oleander: Don't you dare touch me.
D'lomra: My armor is spiky and I draw my sword at a hair trigger. Don't try it.
Karo: Uhm... sure.

E. You got any bad habits?
Berd: I love food. I'll eat anything.
Kat: *dozes off*
Oleander: My psychologist says I'm a habitual liar.
D'lomra: I poke dangerous things.
Karo: I don't feel remorse when I kill people anymore... even though I know I should.

F. Favourite food?
Berd: Medium-rare meat. Hard to come by.
Kat: Candy... candy candy candy yum yum bajeezus yum candy.
Oleander: Steak!
D'lomra: Get some mashed potatoes and mix it with cranberry sauce, corn, and shreds of any kind of meat.
Karo: I enjoy mashed potatoes.

G. Favourite Ice cream flavor?
Berd: Maurecia-flavored ice cream.
Kat: Superman.
Oleander: Reese's.
D'lomra: Root beer floats generally come with vanilla.
Karo: Vanilla.

H. Who's your mate/spouse?
Berd: o_____O
Kat: I really think I'm a little young for that... I do get crushes sometimes but yeah.... no.
Oleander: *spits* Men are traitors.
D'lomra: There's nobody around that I'm even attracted to, yeesh.
Karo: *turns away* What a stupid, absurd, vague, complicated question.

I. You a virgin?
Berd: I'm a dude. You don't ask dudes these things. ... Yes.
Kat: As far as I remember.
Oleander: *hacks* I'm sexy but that doesn't mean I'm stupid. Yes.
D'lomra: No husband, no sex.
Karo: No.

J. Killed anyone?
Berd: Soldier. Right here. I lost my kill tally when I started doing wide-spread fire damage, though.
Kat: Killing is mean.
Oleander: Why yes, yes I have.
D'lomra: It's in my blood to kill.
Karo: Yes.

K. Hate anyone?
Berd: *thinks* There was that one dude that one time, but I think I'm over it now.
Kat: Nope!
Oleander: If by anyone, you mean the world?
D'lomra: There was that one guy, but then he disappeared, and I'm not sure where he went. Oh yeah, and my dad.
Karo: Can you hate a tool? Because that's what you are.

L. Any secrets?
Berd: Who doesn't?
Kat: I don't... really... remember.
Oleander: Of course not!
D'lomra: I could've been a sorcerer.
Karo: Hohoho. Anything that has gone wrong in your life? My fault.

M. Favourite season?
Berd: Winter. Everyone comes to me for warmth. :3
Kat: Spring. My animal friends always come back around then. :3
Oleander: Summer. It's easier to fly when the air is warm.
D'lomra: Winter. Fluffy coats are mmyummy.
Karo: Summer. Around then my home is at the perfect temperature.

N. Who's your best friend?
Berd: Aiden and Gene. *scratches head* Weird. Where'd those names come from? I meant my white, gold, and red dragon Bisanu.
Kat: All the animals in the multiverse! They're all wicked sweet, every one of them.
Oleander: D'lomra, but she had to leave for a while.
D'lomra: There was this sweet little girl named Oleander... recently I met a silver dragon named Bisanu.
Karo: They're always dying.

O. Hobbies?
Berd: Flying around on Bisanu. Picking off Zarackians. The usual.
Kat: I love the beach! It reminds me of Berd! All uncomfortably hot and stuff.
Oleander: Y'know, video games are pretty neat.
D'lomra: Practicing swordfighting with Bisanu and then flying around on him afterwards.
Karo: Ruining your life.

P. Favourite Drink?
Berd: Good, hard beer.
Kat: Fruit juices.
Oleander: Pepsi.
D'lomra: Magically created cleric water. Anything else tastes horrible around here.
Karo: Honeysuckle.

Q. When's your birthday?
Berd: Durr... not sure when in this universe. Summer.
Kat: July 19th. :3
Oleander: Winter-ish.
D'lomra: Gee, I dunno, I was abducted from the future by my greatX grandfather. As a BABY! No freaking clue.
Karo: Yet another way you could control my soul.

R. What age do you die and why?
Berd: I died once but got resurrected as a gnome. Then I got a Wish spell and turned human and I don't plan on dying until my mission is over.
Kat: .... (Young)
Oleander: In a few hundred years, if nobody kills me before then.
D'lomra: Never say that! Adventurers never say die!
Karo: I've died countless times, but each time someone is there to resurrect me. Then I merely traveled back in time and avoided the killing blow, erasing that death forever.

S. Are you nice or mean?
Berd: I'm mean to my enemies.
Kat: I think I'm nice. I hope I am. Do you think I'm nice?
Oleander: Of course I'm nice. *hides her smirk*
D'lomra: I kill but I don't like it, so... Neutral good.
Karo: I may or may not be coldhearted.

T. What's the highest rank you achieve before you die?
Berd: Divine Knight and Fire Sage.
Kat: I'm a hero!
Oleander: I'll be queen someday.
D'lomra: My father told me that in an alternate timeline, I would become a sorceress with the powers to bend time and reality. Like a goddess. Now I'm just a mercenary.
Karo: I'll never die. But... god of several planets.

U. What's your goal in life?
Berd: Protect Bisanu and Kat.
Kat: Make friiiieeeends... will you be my friend?
Oleander: Be more efficient at what I do.
D'lomra: Find my mom (to find out why she left), my trainer (to find out why she left) and to kill my father Karo.
Karo: I am a virtual god. I want to become a real one.

V. What were you known as and who gave you that name?
Berd: Bernard Harvey Whesker, by my parents. Wait. You tricked me!
Kat: Uhm... I go by Katuyamon Swallowtail which is what I remember, but I went home once and everyone called me Kathryn. It was really weird.
Oleander: Oh gawd. My mother named me Oleander Eotherin Belacqua Lucifer Angeli Stacia but Ithanalin called me Ollie. I went by that name for a while until I met this fat black weatherman with the same name. It's rainin' sideways!
D'lomra: This group I hung out with once called me Llama. Now that was insulting.
Karo: My mother named me Karokisho but I chopped off the end when I killed her.

W. Do you embrace or reject technology?
Berd: We proud Merxennes embrace the steel of progress.
Kat: Technology is okay but I'd much rather live in the trees.
Oleander: Electricity kicks ASS!
D'lomra: Wait, what? (Dungeons and Dragons character)
Karo: It's useful, but different from planet to planet so it's hard to use. Do you realize how many kinds of electrical outlets there are?


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